Sunday, November 18, 2012

How to Talk During a Slow Dance

If you have ever been to a dance, whether a stag or date dance, then you know all about the slow dance. It can be the most awkward dance ever if you cannot hear your date but I have a solution to your problem.

Step 1) Look at your dance partner in the eyes while you are dancing with them. This gives them the illusion that you are paying attention to them and that you can hear them.

Step 2) Whatever they say just nod your head yes or say yes. If they give you a weird look then say no and hopefully they carry on the conversation.

Step 3) If it wasn't a yes or no question then suggest you play tag so you don't have to awkwardly ask what they said for the twentieth time.

Step 4) Once the song finally ends say "Thanks for the dance" and walk to your friends so you can tell them all about your awkward slow dance.

If you follow these guidelines then you are sure to have a non-awkward slow dance. If it doesn't work then it is your fault for listening to me.

"Rapunzel: I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really." -Tangled

1 comment:

  1. Hey, if you act really confident and like you know what you're doing, your partner will feel more awkward than you will.

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